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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Pope Francis I plans to directly influence next year’s crucial UN climate meeting in…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Yesterday my new girlfriend’s car broke down. I told her that I would come over tomorrow to fix…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that has aquaphobia (the fear of water), goes to the gym every day to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have three children, 5, 7, and 9 and I am so frustrated! I spent over $500.00 on…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

One of my neighbors that I have known for many years works for the Crayola Cooperation, and he also has…

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MORAINE LAKE AT BANFF NATIONAL PARK IN ALBERTA, CANADA

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Defense Department announced Wednesday that five more prisoners will be transferred out of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mitrovica, Kosovo – A Kosovar who claims to be the modern reincarnation of the genocidal Nazi leader…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – In a video posted Wednesday at Breitbart.com, Malik Zulu Shabazz, the former national leader…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in January. Birthstone: Garnet Zodiac signs: Capricorn and Aquarius

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton is now calling every white person…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A security firm has brought new evidence to the FBI that strongly suggests that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former vice president Al Gore is now accusing the Weather Channel of being an…

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