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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My talking parrot died a few months ago and as a pet lover, I replaced it with a…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have been studying and analyzing horoscopes and interviewing people that genuinely believe in this pseudoscientific system of divination, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Investigators said Thursday they have recovered 32,000 emails in backup tapes related to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sweden, Denmark – A Danish fashion magazine has made a public apology after running an image of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA’s Dawn spacecraft releases images showing another bright spot on Ceres. The latest images…

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BREAKING NEWS – Middletown, New Jersey – Disgraced NBC newsman Brian Williams hasn’t given a dime to his old New…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – For hundreds of years, the arrival of the bubonic plague in Europe in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ithaca, New York – If a zombie outbreak were to strike US shores, East Coasters should head…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After recently being caught in a lie about his military service, Veterans Affairs Secretary…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A senior State Department official in charge of federal counterterrorism programs was arrested Tuesday…

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BREAKING NEWS – Gegharot, Armenia – Three shrines, dating back about 3,300 years, have been discovered within a hilltop fortress…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Many are calling it a very creepy and awkward moment when John Travolta hugged…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Veterans Affairs Secretary Robert McDonald has admitted that he lied about serving in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Kanye West is still fuming after he found out that the additional security at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois –For the second consecutive year, the Windy City tops the 2013 Bed Bug Cities List, released…

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