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1--Shrines-unearthed

BREAKING NEWS – Gegharot, Armenia – Three shrines, dating back about 3,300 years, have been discovered within a hilltop fortress at Gegharot, in Armenia appears to have been used for predicting the future. “The logic of divination presumes that variable pathways articulate the past, present and future, opening the possibility that the link between a current situation and an eventual outcome might be altered,” write Adam Smith and Jeffrey Leon, in an article published recently in the American Journal of Archaeology. They both also agreed that no matter how accurate their predictions were back then, it is highly unlikely that they could have foreseen the rank stupidity of the Seattle Seahawks coach making the most idiotic call ever in the last minute of the Super Bowl.

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• 02/25/2015


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