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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House is now publicly backing the State Department in regards to spokeswoman…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Carol Costello raised more than a few eyebrows after citing…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am the owner of a company that employees about 20,000 people nationwide, that I have no doubt…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was recently at the San Diego Zoo. While there, an employee was giving us some information as we walked…

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               Sing to the LORD a new song; sing to the LORD, all the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am in a dilemma and I hope you can help. I now live in Phoenix, but I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine recently bought a pony, and he told me that he plans on entering it in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking at George Washington University, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg admitted that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Joseph Reginella, a toy and set-prop sculptor, has created a crib…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Mikel Ruffinelli now has the label of having the biggest butt in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – What began as a routine swearing-in ceremony for new Defense Secretary Ashton Carter on…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – As if it wasn’t controversial enough that a homosexual activist group…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lantana, Florida – Vanilla Ice has been arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on MSNBC’s “Hardball”, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf suggested that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – One of the self-described “leading progressive voices in America,” CNN commentator…

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BREAKING NEWS Memphis, Tennessee – Three-time NASCAR championship winning crew chief Ray Evernham recently visited Graceland to shoot a segment…

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