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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – The National Milk Producers Federation has announced that animal psychologists as well as most dairy farmers agree that the cows who appear to be consistently happy, are the ones that produce the largest amounts of milk. They also concluded that cows that seem to be cheerful one moment and irritable the next, supplies the least amount, because of their “moo” swings.

• March 6, 2015


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