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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook has updated its community guidelines, clearing up what it deems appropriate content for display on the social network. The newly updated Community Standards page no longer allows people to post images of themselves committing crimes, and/or memorializing property that they have stolen. The ACLU has stated that they are now suing Facebook for not doing this sooner, alleging that Mark Zuckerberg is directly responsible for causing the imprisonment of misguided people, who thought it was safe to post images and info which assisted law enforcement in their easy apprehension. Thousands of inmates nationwide have already begun to join the class action lawsuit.

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• March 18, 2015


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