Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

130814194321-tsr-athena-jones-jesse-jackson-jr-sentenced-00001517-story-top

BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former Illinois Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.  who just has regained his freedom after serving time on charges of tax evasion and for misusing $750,000 in campaign funds, said he will eventually run for mayor. A poll taken in Chicago was split down the middle, where half of the people said they would vote for him if he ran, and the other half felt that Jackson should have committed a lot more crimes proving that he is crooked enough to be qualified to run the Windy City.

Jesse Jackson Jr.

• 03/26/2015


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or