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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) has issued an apocalyptic warning that climate change will hit women harder than men, and that it could drive millions of poor women to engage in “transactional sex” in order to provide food and water for their families. Bill Clinton said he agrees with Lee’s conclusions, but then stated that in his opinion, “this will be the positive side of global warming”.

Barbara LeeBill Clinton

• 03/27/2015


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