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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The hit show ‘X-Files’ officially returning to Fox for a six-episode run that will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A ten year study has finally been completed by medical doctors,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The White House head florist is gone and rumors are flying about why. Former…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Al Sharpton is now calling for the USDA to investigate why grocery stores nationwide…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beijing, China – A Chinese company has cloned and reengineered the Beetle. Battery-powered carmaker VIDOEV unveiled a…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams made his first public appearance since he was suspended…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton has now changed her story again regarding her secret email account. She…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Jonathan Capehart who writes for the Washington Post is now being criticized by Al…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Crime Statistics division of the FBI has now issued a public apology for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Scientists working with Pillsbury have now created the latest fad that’s sweeping the nation….

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama floats making voting mandatory to a civic group in Cleveland, calling it…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just found out that I am pregnant. I am terrified of parenthood and so is my husband….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was explaining to a friend of mine who is thinking about becoming a Christian, the importance of learning the…

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I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God…

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Dear Blake, In the fall I start my senior year in high school and so does my boyfriend. My grades…

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I recently went to the doctor to get a physical and he decided that since I never had a CAT…

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