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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Christian and family groups are threatening to boycott al advertisers that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Jenny Craig as well as other weight watching organizations say they are presently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While speaking to the National Education Association, Vice President Joe Biden states that he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under the possibility that the bible might be true, the ACLU is now assembling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Former Vice President continues to criticize Boston, for stating that last February set a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Vladimir Putin maintains that he had nothing to do with the assassination of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Shortly after Vladimir Putin’s critic Boris Nemtsov was shot and killed, Russia’s top investigative…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Berry Gordy, Jr. is an American record producer, songwriter, who achieved his fame in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Postal Service has ordered a special delivery for itself. The agency is…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in March. Birthstone: Aquamarine Zodiac signs: Pisces and Aries

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Dear Blake, I am very tall for a woman (6’3”) and I have been dating a man that’s 5’3”. He…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to Marie Callender’s for dinner because I was told that they have some of the best confections. After…

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Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and…

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