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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he plans on shutting down the worldwide social network in between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. After years of monitoring his website, Zuckerberg stated that he has determined during that time period, more than 90% of the postings are pointless and idiotic, which suggests that those members are either exceedingly lonely or extremely drunk.

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• April 6, 2015


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