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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A U.S. Army mega aircraft – a hybrid of plane, helicopter, hovercraft and airship- is going civilian. Designed by British design company Hybrid Air Vehicles for the U.S. military, this massive piece of next-gen tech can travel through the air at nearly 100 miles per hour. At 302 feet, the Airlander 10 is bigger than a Boeing 747 and its new big brother in development will be bigger than a football field and can carry 10 tons of equipment. When it is finally modified for commercial use, it will cater to mostly obese passengers, because on the aircraft will be a KFC, three McDonald’s, and a team of cardiologists.

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• April 10, 2015


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