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Val Kilmer 1986 vs Val Kilmer 2012

BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Val Kilmer, who became famous after his supporting role in the 1986 blockbuster “Top Gun”, plans to go into details about his dramatic weight gain that almost made him unrecognizable. Kilmer announced that HarperCollins Publishers will be releasing his book this fall called “The true effect of biscuits”. A spokesman for Pillsbury said that they won’t comment on the book until after they’ve read it.

• April 27, 2015


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