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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton has announced that he is going to visit Baltimore this week against the backdrop of violent riots and looting. “I have been asked by many in the Baltimore area since day one to get involved in the justice for Freddie Gray movement,” Sharpton said in a statement. “I am deeply disappointed in the televised public response so far, with only a few cars being damaged and no businesses being destroyed. I have already purchased bus tickets for over 200 people from Ferguson that will meet me in Baltimore, that will show the city how to garnish international attention with just a few matches.”

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• 04/28/2015


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