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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The frog that had stole the identity of Sesame Street star “Kermit”, died during surgery at Cedars-Sinai Hospital. He was identified by the Costa Rican Amphibian Research Center who announced that they discovered the new glass frog species. The clever frog recently acquired a home loan and several credit cards in Kermit’s name. He even temporarily duped Miss Piggy when they went out to dinner, but she literally tore him limb from limb when he ordered a full rack of baby back ribs.

Sesame Street

• 04/28/2015


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