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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Experts are now questioning the Clinton Foundation’s true charitable spending. The Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation claims 88 percent of the money it raises goes to actual charity work, but experts who have looked at the books put the number at about 10 percent. “That claim is demonstrably false, and it is false not according to some partisan spin on the numbers, but because the organization’s own tax filings contradict the claim,” said Sean Davis, co-founder of The Federalist magazine. While on the campaign trail, Hillary responded to the allegations by stating, “Even if we occasionally toss poor people a bone plus a few crumbs, isn’t that better than nothing? And I don’t think this new information will have any affect on my current base of gullible uninformed poverty-stricken supporters.”

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• April 30, 2015


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