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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Quebec City, Quebec, Canada – The “Gore effect” has made its mark this year on several protests,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a seven year old son that refuses to stop sucking his thumb. No matter what I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

In attempt to raise revenue due to declining congregations in the United States, the Catholic church plans to purchase a…

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                THE TERRIFYING POWER OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a three year old son that regularly tells adults to shut up. This includes me, my…

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Life through Blake’s…

I am a little embarrassed to admit it, but I recently got arrested. The police cuffed me, took me down…

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THE COLOR OF ENVY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl walked away from his base in Afghanistan June 30, 2009,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy- The Vatican on Thursday officially ended a controversial three-year investigation of American nuns with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – ESPN reporter Britt McHenry has been suspended for a week after video surfaced of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC’s “Nightly News” has lost to ABC in the ratings for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – NASA has just released the first color image ever taken of Pluto and its…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The pilot of a small gyrocopter Doug Hughes, who is also employed by the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – California Governor Jerry Brown (D) appeared on ABC’s “This Week” program, making what…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – A rare form of amnesia causes a 32 year old woman, to wake up…

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BREAKING NEWS – Naples, Italy – Pizzeria owners are incensed over a McDonald’s commercial that shows a boy rejecting a…

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