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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – From suggesting combating ISIS with jobs to dismissing questions about Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl’s conduct as “rumor,” spokeswoman Marie Harf has woven a rich tapestry of flubs as the voice of the State Department. The department announced late Tuesday that starting June 1, Harf will be moving out of the briefing room and beginning a “new role” as senior adviser for strategic communications to Secretary of State John Kerry, to keep her as far away from a microphone as possible. Kerry spoke later about her stating that, “Many people have often referred to her a ‘dumb blond’ which is untrue. Marie Harf is an extremely unintelligent blond, and I think fair minded people can see the distinction.”

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• 05/28/2015


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