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BREAKING NEWS – Geneva, Switzerland – According to the 2014 Global Status Report on Noncommunicable Diseases, produced by the World Health Organization, the rate of obesity continues to increase worldwide. The United States is no longer the fattest major nation in the world, and was unseated from this dubious honor two years ago by our neighbor to the south, Mexico, but we’re still No. 2. The World Health Organization attributes Mexico taking the top position due to them adopting our eating habits, which has unfortunately turned that country into a “supper” power.

• 05/29/2015


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