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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Clothing designer Jovani Fashions who’s formal attire has been worn by…

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               GLIDING ABOVE THE CLOUDS

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Jeralean Talley of Inkster, Michigan just turned 116 (born in 1899), and the Gerontology…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – While speaking at St. Peter’s Square, Pope Francis I says he understands the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – According the Jerusalem Post, Haya Shahar a 65-year-old ultra-Orthodox woman, has just become a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am eight years old and there is a boy in my classroom that I really like. When…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently bought a drone, and a now “ex-girlfriend” went with me to Yosemite National Park to obtain some scenic…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a landlord of an apartment, and I have a tenant that knows how to “work the…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I decided to change auto insurance companies, so I contacted a new agency and spoke to them at length. They…

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THE PAINFUL PRICE FOR FREEDOM

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Dairy Queen is the latest restaurant chain to remove soft drinks from its kids’…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Washington Free Beacon, Hillary Clinton paid the men more than she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – A “local” man lost $50,000 in unreported currency after it was seized by U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City – Actress and liberal activist Susan Sarandon slammed Ronald Reagan and blamed him for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton continues to refuse to respond to any and all questions from the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. intelligence officials have finally released a trove of documents recovered during the 2011…

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                DREAMS  (4 of 4)

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