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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an airplane-etiquette survey Expedia conducted last year, seat kicking reigned as the number…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – U.S. Rep. Loretta Sanchez has apologized for an ethnically touchy gaffe that was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Battle Creek, Michigan – After a lengthy audit, the IRS announces that that no charges will be…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton’s eldest child wants $5 million from city taxpayers after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – “Hunger is the physiological need for calories, water, and salt, and it’s driven…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – On July 2, 1962, Sam Walton opened the first Walmart Discount City store at 719…

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BREAKING NEWS – Holladay, Utah – Former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney traded the political arena for a different kind…

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BREAKING NEWS – Siberia, Russia – In 1978, Soviet geologists prospecting in the wilds of Siberia discovered a Russian family…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Al Sharpton states that he is deeply disappointed that the African-Americans did not protest…

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DREAMS  (1 of 4)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a girlfriend whom I love and I have another girlfriend whom I love too. How should…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Lately, I have noticed a very strange coincidence. Every time I pick up some food at my favorite seafood restaurant,…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My 82-year-old grandmother has the habit of pulling a book from her purse in any social outing involving…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have learned over the years to take a person’s aspirations serious, no matter how young they are. When I…

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RAINDROPS ON BRANCHES

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BREAKING NEWS – Groom Lake, Nevada – After making an arrest at Area 51, the FBI has confirmed that there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Two correctional officers who work at the Baltimore City jail were suspended without pay…

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