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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Abuja, Nigeria – In a candid interview, Nigerian bishop Emmanuel Badejo has responded bluntly to Hillary Clinton’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the boxing match between Floyd…

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BREAKING NEWS – Aurora, Colorado – A Colorado mom got a surprising note from her daughter’s school after packing Oreo…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a family court judge, and nothing angers me more than deadbeat dads! I’ve taken away their…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a buddy of mine that will come over my house to visit, only when there are very few…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Both me and my girlfriend are about to graduate from high school. She is very attractive, and has…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to the store the other day and bought some new underwear. While leaving the store, I accidentally bumped…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – The U.S. Army is investigating allegations that male ROTC cadets on Arizona State University…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake finally explains her comment during a press conference, when she said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Malibu, California – An unnamed Kardashian is now alleging that Bruce Jenner is currently “conning the entire…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in May. Birthstone: Emerald Zodiac signs: Taurus and Gemini

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