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BREAKING NEWS – Dannemora, New York – David Sweat has been shot and caught alive near the Canadian Border, after being on the run for 22 days. He told doctors as well as law enforcement from his hospital bed, that he’ll escape again within 6 months, as long he can establish a relationship with another empty-headed homely-looking female prison employee.

• 06/29/2015


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