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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Send an email you regret? Gmail’s ‘Undo Send’ is now an option. It’s something…

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NIGHT TRAIN

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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinos – The burger chain that put “supersize” into the American vernacular is slimming down: For…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Family Feud” has ascended to the No. 1 spot on the syndication ratings chart…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lund, Sweden – Peder Winstrup is remarkably well-preserved for a man who died in 1679, and researchers…

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You know you’re really in love, when you unknowingly expose your heart.

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – District Attorney Marilyn Mosby is said to be outraged that it was revealed that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dannemora, New York – Joyce Mitchell, 51, has been charged with felony promoting prison contraband and misdemeanor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, South Carolina – Joseph P. Riley Jr. told CNN’s Jake Tapper on “State of the Union”…

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               MICHAEL JORDAN, LARRY BIRD, AND STEPHEN CURRY

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BREAKING NEWS – Princeton, New Jersey – Graffiti discovered in the ancient city of Aphrodisias shows gladiator fights between a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – Breakups can be messy — especially when your jilted ex-lover owns a saw. A…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bergen County, New Jersey – Devan Solanki, 18, an honors student at Lodi High School, has been…

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                 A “REFRESHING” SUNSET

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I remarried about a year, and this is the second marriage for both me and my husband. Here’s…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A neighbor of mind that installs home security systems, is a very creative and persuasive business man. He regularly attends…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been a nurse for about 15 years. And just like in a soap opera, I have…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ladies, remember this. If a man will cheat on you with another woman, he will probably also cheat on you…

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                                    DINING ALONE

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