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BREAKING NEWS – Oakbrook, Illinos – McDonald’s introduced a Happy Meal toy on July 3 for the children’s animated movie, “Minions”, and some swear that the toy is cursing. But the fast food giant has no plans to pull the toy, a McDonald’s spokeswoman told ABC News. In a written letter the McDonald’s Corporation stated that, “We do not understand why people are complaining, because we released the ‘toned down’ version of Minions. In the original one that was unreleased, the toy hurled racial slurs, terrorist threats, and offered some extremely harsh suggestions on how parents should deal with whining kids.”

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• July 14, 2015


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