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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – For the first time since accusations of rape were made against Bill Cosby, 35 of the reported 46 women total who allege that the 78-year-old comedian sexually assaulted them have united together to tell their stories. New York Magazine photographed and interviewed each woman separately and notes that each of “their stories have remarkable similarities.” An unnamed soure close to Cosby said that famous comedian was overheard saying to his lawyer, “New York Magazine must have a substandard investigative team, becaue they didn’t even photograph close to half of them.”

Bill Cosby

• 07/28/2015


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