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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding the identification of four grammar school students that were photographed praying before going to class. The civil rights group is stating that if the children’s grades are dramatically improve this year compared to last year, then all of them should be justifiably accused of cheating and promptly expelled for requesting and receiving divine help. They further explained that, “God has no legal right to be meddling in public schools, unfairly encouraging young children to study harder and get good grades, which may cause them to grow up and arrogantly snub government assistance”.

ACLU

• 08/26/2015


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