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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bought a refrigerator last week, that I’m now taking back. When I opened the door, I noticed that it had “tempered” glass. The word “temper” suggests to me, hostility and anger. Further proof that my assessment and suspicion were correct, came after I put some peas in the refrigerator, and when I took them out later, they all had black eyes. I hate violence.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 08/30/2015


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