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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Trinity, Texas – A photo of Trinity Police Chief Steven Jones and Officer Donald Givens with the…

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BREAKING NEWS – ‎Tuscaloosa, Alabama – The Alpha Phi sorority chapter at the University of Alabama has taken down a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton states that if she becomes president, she plans on shutting down the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rosie O’Donnell’s missing teenage daughter has been found safe and is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – Billionaire George Soros warms up to coal as stock prices hit bottom demonized fossil…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – Recently Stephen Hawking made some comments in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer about…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The Monument to Joe Louis, known also as “The Fist” is a memorial to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton defended her handling of the 2012 Benghazi attacks and her use of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrats in the House and Senate are now referring to republicans as a bunch…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – According to “history” Bonnie and Clyde were American outlaws and robbers from the Dallas area…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Some 96 million plastic “oversize hybrid grapes” have been deployed on the Los…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, There is a woman that lives a few houses down from me that I want to go out…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I made an appointment to see a doctor earlier this week, but they told me they felt I should talk…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a cat that has the awful habit of bringing things in my home that it retrieved…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I still occasionally have nightmares regarding an incident that happened to me when I went to San Diego to see…

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