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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin toast during a luncheon…

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BREAKING NEWS – Leonberg, Germany – Volkswagen is now in even more trouble after it has been revealed that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kfar Qaddum, Palestine – A Palestinian protester throws a bottle filled with paint at an Israeli army…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A group of 20 climate scientists dismayed by what they see as a lack…

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BREAKING NEWS – Royston, England – After 40 years of research by more than 200 archaeologists, the Natural History Museum…

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BREAKING NEWS – Long Beach, Mississippi – When Long Beach, Miss., Sheriff’s Deputy Todd Frazier set out on patrol recently with his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An inmate who escaped from a high-rise federal jail in Chicago has an unusual…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Congressman Bob Brady steals Pope Francis’ I glass after White House address to sip…

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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Oregon – One couple in Oregon is facing not just a comically large cell phone bill—$2…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin is really upset right now because he got fired from his job at a bakery, after consistently overcooking…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am in my early forties, and have been divorced for about 15 years. I want to get…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am going out of my mind trying to recall something! About six months ago I bought some over-the-counter medication…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a joint investigation conducted by the Department of Treasury and the Labor…

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenville, South Carolina – The Michelin Corporation is now being accused of emotionally manipulating the Michelin Man…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pompeii, Italy – French archaeologists unexpectedly discovered an untouched pre-Roman tomb in Pompeii that dates to 4th…

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