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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to a joint investigation conducted by the Department of Treasury and the Labor Department, the U.S. Mint has the smallest work spaces, which often causes personality clashes between the employees. Rhett Jeppson who oversees that agency acknowledged that in the area where they make coins, fights have broken out because the workers are in such close quarters.

Department of Labor

• 09/25/2015


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