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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin is really upset right now because he got fired from his job at a bakery, after consistently overcooking and burning the bread. He told me his boss rejected his argument that “black loaves matter”. (It’s embarrassing and frustrating that I can’t pick my relatives). What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 09/27/2015


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