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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married now for two years to a mail order bride from another country. I thought…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

California is in the worst drought in their recorded history, and the residents there have no idea where they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Security footage of all of the republican candidates gathered in a conference room before…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irving, Texas – A Texas high school freshman said he was arrested Monday after one of his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Anheuser-Busch, the world’s biggest brewing company and the owner of Budweiser,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Simi Valley, California – According to early polling regarding the second republican debate, business woman Carly Fiorina…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – According to ABC News, a prominent Muslim financial executive has made an eight-figure…

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BREAKING NEWS – Liberty, New York – U.S. District Judge Cathy Seibel is allowing Willian Barboza’s lawsuit against the village…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Beer, wine, and frozen mixed drinks will now be on tap at Taco Bell…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The National Mannequins Union is seriously thinking about going on strike…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The new “All Inclusive Flag” designed by the ACLU has now made its public…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake has announced that she is not going to seek re-election. She…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome Italy – A new digital campaign, “Joke with the Pope,” is encouraging people to submit jokes…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Russia’s military build-up in Syria has grown to include the shipment of a half-dozen…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Haven, Connecticut – One of the newest teachers at the vaunted Yale University burnished his Ivy…

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