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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m in my third year of college at Yale and I have been dating the same lady for…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just got back from the doctor after getting injured a couple of hours. What had happened was, I was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Maine – Marine biologist have now confirmed that after the heavy rainfall and flooding on the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A German-born rapper who traded in the life of a MC for a life…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Native Americans nationwide are outraged after Nancy Pelosi and Paul Ryan were seen smoking…

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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company state that they are now planning to stop manufacturing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boulder, Colorado – At the third republican debate, a common target for all of the candidates were…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ACLU is now threatening to sue all of the NFL…

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PUMPKIN TERROR

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BREAKING NEWS – Middletown, Rhode Island – Applebee’s officials say they will pay a Rhode Island man who worked at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC weekend host Melissa Harris-Perry objected to use of the term…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Federal Aviation Administration has just announced that on Halloween in between the hours…

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A BLACK CAT ON THE PROWL

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell refuses to comment on a recording made…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brussels, Belgium – A unnamed man was arrested while he was making a daring attempt to steal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chris Christie was asked to leave Amtrak’s quiet car in the nation’s capital after…

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WICKED AND UGLY!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor of Chicago Rahm Emanuel is outraged at Spike Lee’s new movie called “Chiraq”to…

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