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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor of Chicago Rahm Emanuel is outraged at Spike Lee’s new movie called “Chiraq”to be released in 2016, which talks about why the Windy City is now the most violent major city in the country. Emanuel responded by saying, “Spike Lee’s new movie will more than likely discourage visitors to stop by for a vacation and to sightsee. What he has concluded as a problem, the citizens here and I have grown accustomed to it, so for us it’s no big deal. However, I have informed the district attorney to seek maximum penalties for any citizen charged with committing a violent act against any tourist, because in my opinion, that crosses a line.”

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• 10/26/2015


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