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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Chris Christie was asked to leave Amtrak’s quiet car in the nation’s capital after passengers complained to a conductor about the New Jersey governor yelling at his security detail and into his cell phone, according to a rider. Christie later stated that he has no doubt the the individuals that were complaining about him being too loud were probably not from his part of the country, explaining that, “No one ever has an issue with the volume of my voice that are from New Jersey, NYC, or that’s partially deaf.”

Chris Christie

• 10/27/2015


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