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BREAKING NEWS – Brussels, Belgium – A unnamed man was arrested while he was making a daring attempt to steal the moon, and stuff it down his chimney. After the police searched his home, they realized that he was also a jewel thief because they found several diamond necklaces that had been reported stolen, along with at least two rings from Saturn.

• 10/27/2015


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