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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – The Mattel Toy Company state that they are now planning to stop manufacturing “Rock’em Sock’em Robots” in the near future. To win in the game the, objective is to knock your opponents head off. They decided to stop selling the popular classic toy that was released in 1964, after learning that every home that bought one since them has had a dramatic increase in domestic violence.

• 10/29/2015


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