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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Native Americans nationwide are outraged after Nancy Pelosi and Paul Ryan were seen smoking a gigantic peace pipe filled with marijuana while in Congress. Many elected officials in the session became very frustrated when they were done, because the two of them could not discuss any of the important issues of the day without laughing hysterically. Pelosi and Ryan now also have additional security, because they both were nearly killed about and hour later after two tomahawks were thrown at them and missed their heads by inches, as they were feverishly feeding quarters into a vending machines purchasing snacks.

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• 10/30/2015


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