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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A German-born rapper who traded in the life of a MC for a life of terror with ISIS was killed earlier this month in a U.S. airstrike in Syria. The Daily Beast, citing two U.S. officials, reported that Denis Cuspert, aka Deso Dogg, was killed Oct. 17 while traveling in a car with two other people. The website reported that Cuspert was the target of the strike, though he was not considered to be a high-value member of the terror group. Kanye West and Louis Farrakhan condemned the killing of Cuspert in a jointly written statement which read in part, “The assassination of Cuspert is just another episode of the racism by the Pentagon. Because if he was not a rapper amd instead just a white musician who played rock ‘n roll that joined ISIS, not only would they not have killed him, the Pentagon would have tried to help him get a U.S. record deal.”

ISISKanye WestLouis FarrakhanPentagon

• 10/30/2015


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