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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I just got back from the doctor after getting injured a couple of hours. What had happened was, I was listening to some music at home while I wasn’t watching where I was walking, and I tripped and fell on a speaker. When the doctor looked at my hand and saw what appeared to be two puncture wounds and I explained to him how I got them, he told me my injuries were probably “sound bites”. Yeah, whatever.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 10/31/2015


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