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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Pageland, South Carolina – Brent Nicholson, 51 was arrested after deputies seized thousands of stolen guns in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – Two men in Dallas were arrested for gouging senior citizens for cab fare with…

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THE CREEPIEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I plan on getting married soon even though I am extremely insecure. I am concerned about my husband-to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was relaxing on the edge of shore on a beach listening to the sounds of the surf, that was…

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THE HARLEM BOYS CHOIR

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I will be going to college next year, and I aspire to get a degree in psychology because…

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RED & GOLD

Life through Blake’s eyes…

About two years ago, I was really surprised when the young couple next door decided to have a baby because…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral- A white dwarf star in the Constellation Virgo turns out to be a “death star”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Mayor Rahm Emanuel blames the Windy City’s crime uptick on officers second-guessing themselves. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – “Domino’s has now created a pizza mobile” says Russell Weiner, president of Domino’s…

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AUTUMN IN WATER COLORS

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – After being deposed by attorney Gloria Allred about allegations he molested her client…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yuma, Arizona – When Americans think of a secure border, whether they know it or not, they…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Khloe Kardashian announces that she is seriously considering suing the owner of the…

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ASSIGNED PARKING

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – There’s a big election controversy at a California middle school after the principal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – According to the L.A. Times, the latest woman to allege sexual abuse against…

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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – Louisville officials and the the NCAA are investigating allegations in a new book that…

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