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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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ACCELERATING TO LIGHT SPEED CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just got hired as a used car salesman and I start in a couple days. I know…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was really embarrassed and scared when I was a teenager in high school after I flunked algebra, because that…

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CELEBRATING WORLD SPACE WEEK

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am 23 years old, and believe it or not, the man I am dating right now is…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I moved to Las Vegas, I was very excited about going out and painting the town and living it…

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A WINDY AUTUMN EVENING

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now stating that they plan on challenging all employers regarding potential…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Amtrak has announced that they will start charging for excess baggage. Amtrak will start…

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BREAKING NEWS – Eastern, Europe – Woman ends up in hospital after confusing builder’s foam with her hair mousse. The…

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AUTUMN TRANQUILTY

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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – A new company called Elysium Space plans on giving people the option to send…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Egypt’s antiquities minister confirmed the existence of two previously undiscovered rooms next to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Tom Kaine (D-VA) is now proposing legislation that would hold “gun sellers” criminally…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in October. Birthstone: Opal & Pink Tourmaline Zodiac signs:…

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