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BREAKING NEWS – Rockville, Maryland – The Goodwill Industries announce that during their very first Black Friday last week, several homeless people were injured during literal brawls over products in their stores. According to the CEO of the corporation Jim Gibbons, the items that were fought over the most intensely were shoes, winter coats, and flasks.

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• 11/30/2015


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