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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Even though I can’t prove it biblically, I think right before God created the earth, He went out and purchased a jar filled with summer, fall, winter, and spring. After He finished creating this planet and removed the lid from the jar, it was open season. (I wonder if God considers it a sin to tell dumb jokes. If He does, I’m in big trouble).

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• November 1, 2015


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