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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Elkins Park, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby has been charged with felony assault over an encounter with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ottawa, Canada – The new Prime Minister of Canada Liberal Justin Trudeau, doubles down on a statement…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress plans on passing a new law that deals with the growing amount of…

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2015 IS WINDING DOWN  (MIDNIGHT TONIGHT)

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BREAKING NEWS – Indianapolis, Indiana – The Arabic news station Al Jazeera is standing firm behind its explosive report that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Donald Trump tied Pope Francis I for the title of second…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Federal officials were monitoring 19 vulnerable levees on the rising Mississippi River and…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (2 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – A 72-year-old man found himself in TSA custody on Christmas Eve at Newark…

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BREAKING NEWS – Puerto Vallarta, Mexico – Mexican authorities have detained so-called “affluenza” teen Ethan Couch and his mother near…

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BREAKING NEWS – Moss Landing, California – Named Etmopterus benchleyi, the jet-black lanternshark with glass-like teeth and emerald eyes was…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (3 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Minusinsk, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia – In the grave of an infant that lived around 4500 years ago…

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BREAKING NEWS – Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England – According to the Natural History Museum in the United Kingdom, ancient marine reptiles…

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THE 2015 WORLD IN REVIEW – After a long and careful review of events from around the globe, the political…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR  (4 DAYS TO GO)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend recently attended my family’s Christmas party. All my relatives were there. He wore old boots, jeans,…

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A new way to interpret John 4:13-14

Life through Blake’s eyes…

Yesterday through the use of my debit card, I contributed $100.00 to this company that called me on the phone,…

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Dear Blake, Every time I make New Year’s resolution, I end up breaking 100% of them within the first week….

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