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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – : Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Chan said they’ll devote nearly all their wealth — roughly $45 billion — to good works in celebration of their new baby daughter, Max. The couple didn’t put out the news until Tuesday, when Zuckerberg posted it on — of course — Facebook. In the same post, Zuckerberg said he and Chan will, over time, commit 99 percent of their Facebook stock holdings to such causes as fighting disease, improving education and “building strong communities.” Both child psychologists and pediatricians believe that the likely first spoken words form their daughter will be, “Are you freakin’ kiddin’ me!”

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• December 2, 2015


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