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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – Beginning on January 1st, Facebook will be giving any former “friend”, the home and work address of the person that “unfriended” them. This would only apply to the person that was given the boot, providing that they were not given a reason why. Zuckerberg explained that this is an issue that the “feuding members” should discuss respectfully in person, not in a social forum, because it promotes peace, harmony, and the acceptance of opposing opinions. He also said it would be a good idea for anyone that “blocks” someone to either get a license to carry a gun, or to be very proficient at hand-to-hand combat.

FacebookMark Zuckerberg

• December 3, 2015


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