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BREAKING NEWS – Gallup, New Mexico – Father Keller, vocations director with the Roman Catholic Diocese of Gallup, N.M., “grew up in a car-rich environment” and never lost his love for automobiles, even after he received a higher calling. He recently restored a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS with the help of seminary students. He reminded the aspiring priests that not only is this a classic muscle car, it’s horsepower can easily elude pursuing police wanting to question them for child abuse allegations.

• December 10, 2015


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