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BREAKING NEWS – Denville, New Jersey – A New Jersey woman is being sued for writing “bum” and “loser” in the memo line of alimony checks addressed to her ex-spouse, the Daily Record. Diane Wagner, 57, of Hopatcong, was sued in Morristown Superior Court after ignoring a demand from her former husband’s lawyer to stop. Francis Wagner, 61, of Denville, N.J., is seeking unspecified damages for infliction of emotional distress and harassment. He claims the memo line insults have exacerbated his poor health, which he said was created by her constant nagging for him to stop drinking, and to promise to look for a job if he eventually gets a GED.

• December 21, 2015


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